shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via cloudslider)

countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(Source: dy1anobrien, via gloomyteens)

Anonymous asked:

What did you get on your SAT's?

nothing to see here Answer:

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

HALLOWEEN ASK LIST. ASK ME EVERYTHING AHHHH.

1. Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever seen one?

2. Favorite candy?

3. What did you dress up as when you were a kid?

4. Parties or Trick-or-Treating?

5. Have you ever carved a pumpkin?

6. Worst thing you've ever gotten trick-or-treating?

7. Best costume you've ever seen?

8. Favorite 'Halloween' monster?

9. Favorite thing you've dressed up as?

10. What are you dressing up as this year if you're dressing up? What would you dress up as if you aren't?

11. Do you like going to haunted houses?

12. Haunted woods?

13. Ever worked in/hosted a haunted house/wood?

14. Do you decorate your home for Halloween?

15. Favorite decoration?

16. Got a favorite spooky tune?

17. Any wardrobe malfunctions?

18. Scariest Halloween moment?

19. Best Halloween?

20. Worst Halloween?

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via grim-tenshi)

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via linslols)

lady-kadaver:

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

THIS.

(Source: wentzologist, via j69e)

vinegod:

Notification trolling. by Manfred Hanberg

(via rneerkat)