Heather, 22.This is where I post stuff that amuses me along with some original artwork

lordoftheinternet:

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

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fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

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wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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I ship it

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slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

ejaculot:

yeah im pretty good at beatboxing. ive beat up like 30 maybe 40 boxes.

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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falloutsouljaboy:

hey now, you’re a porn star
take your clothes off, get laid

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

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jpgay:

really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

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So let me get this straight:

hungrylikethewolfie:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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a

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problem

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with

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these ones?

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

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kiriamaya:

ineedtothinkofatitle:

dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.

THANK YOU

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phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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