asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via maybe-a-pilot)

Perks of dating me:

frilllyknickers:


- lots of cuddles and kisses
- too ugly to cheat
- you dont have to worry about me liking anyone else because I hate everybody
- neck kisses
- we can have movie nights
- I have great music taste
- I’d share my pizza with you

(via masturgr8)

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

(via atomiclightbulb)