some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
yeah im pretty good at beatboxing. ive beat up like 30 maybe 40 boxes.
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
hey now, you’re a porn star
take your clothes off, get laid
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??
So let me get this straight:
People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad
Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.
dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.
a little scary