Heather, 22.This is where I post stuff that amuses me along with some original artwork

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

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nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

Tagged: #perf

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

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eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

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okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

Tagged: #god bless

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

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Tagged: #wat

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

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At what age did you lose your virginity?

@Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

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10000steps:

thedapper-dyke:

Good techniques when having a panic attack…

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but it always helps

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY  YEAR!?

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escapadesplaylist:

Phoenix - Trying To Be Cool

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

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