really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
Tagged: #god bless
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
At what age did you lose your virginity?
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY YEAR!?
Phoenix - Trying To Be Cool
date me to disappoint your parents
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong