*fight breaks out*

me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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onigiri85:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

that sucks :( ……I stayed beautiful and pissed off a couple white boys

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secretpapi:

secretpapi:

don’t u think if girls only pretended to like videogames and anime to get boys attention they’d like something……………………cooler?

the point i’m trying to make is if it’s just an act to attract boys why would they wanna attract boys who smell and can’t grow proper beards

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sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

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